|Secret Musliming Around|
I have to say, I really enjoy the idea of the Donald and his team of dipshit "investigators" sifting through the detritus of Obama's schooldays. They can discuss the Islamic imagery in the aforementioned fingerpaintings, crow over ever bad mark the President accrued in deportment, dissect his first tortured efforts at cursive, and lambast him for every math mistake. After all, shouldn't America know if the President once struggled with fractions? How can he right the economy if once upon a time he couldn't solve for x? All of this matters, right?
The fact of the matter is there's nothing the President can do to satisfy the fringe elements like Donald Trump. Hell, Trump himself may not believe any of this crap, but it gets his name in the news. I know Obama is too classy to ever give in to Trump's ridiculous challenge, but there's a small part of me that wishes he would and do it in the snarkiest, most humorous way possible.